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Suzanne Coleman

Oh boy, what is happening here!?

First of all, before I start writing, let me take a second and wipe the STEAM off of my glasses!  PhEW!  That Kaitlyn and her Nick… woo hoo!  There they go again lol.  🙂

Ok, I’ve taken a moment and composed myself, here we go with the good stuff from tonight’s episode of “The Bachelorette.”

The kids are still in Ireland, no one is sure why they haven’t been able to go to a new location, but this one is quite beautiful.  Kaitlyn starts out with a romantic one-on-one date with the remaining Ben.  Boy, he is a cutie!  He has been compared to Bobby Brady from “The Brady Bunch,” a TV show from a few decades ago.  These two seem to have good chemistry and he comes across as a great guy to be with.

He reveals to Kaitlyn that he has doubts that he is good enough to be with anyone because of his past relationships.  She reassures him that he IS good enough as far as she’s concerned and then they kiss.  And kiss…

She brings up the fantasy suite and he says something like “yeah it’ll be great to get to TALK to you all night long,” and she’s like, “uh, TALK?!”  She grimaces.  By now, we know that Kaitlyn likes herself some booty!  So just talking isn’t going to work for her.  She wonders to herself if he’s a virgin.  Then she asks him out loud, and he’s like “Whoa girl!” and then he answers her, “Um, no, I’m not.”  She laughs heartily.  THAT was awkward.

I’m thinking that just might be the word of the season, AWKWARD, what do you think?

The good thing for Ben though was that at no point does she tell him to get to stepping, so he’s safe, for now!  But, that’s HIS story.  Next we move on to a three-on-one date with the worst pairing ever, Shawn and Nick.  Yikes… we could see some serious fireworks on this date.  Just not the good kind.

Kaitlyn says she “has to tell Shawn” that she slept with Nick.  She’s worried that he’ll find out after the show airs.  I guess that’s the difference between real life and TV.  In the real world, you could choose not to share all of your personal experiences in detail with someone you are dating.  But because she’s on TV, it makes sense that she feels like she needs to to tell him now.  BUT, what I don’t get, is why the heck she doesn’t tell Nick that she is going to do it before she does.  Don’t you think he has a right to know that this very personal information is going to be shared with other guys in the house?  I mean, especially since Shawn seems like he’s about to murder him at almost every turn?  Give the guy a heads up, and really, if you respected him at all, you’d get his input on telling Shawn before you just went ahead and did it.

But before Kaitlyn can tell Shawn, Nick comes up to have some one-on-one time with her.  Afterwards, they walk back to the group and Kaitlyn makes the move to spend some alone time with Joe.

When they’re together, Joe gets serious and tells her that he is truly in love with her and he can see a life with her.  It’s pretty romantic; he seems like really great guy.  But instead of a smiling at him when he tells her this, Kaitlyn just stares at him with this weird look on her face.  It’s SO awkward.

And then, here it comes boys and girls, she dumps him.

I’m starting to see a pattern here… and it isn’t pretty.

Gee Kaitlyn, get the guy to say he’s in love with you, and then, just dump his ass.  We know you have no heart now.  Poor Joe…  he finally opens up and it’s the end of him.

Joe doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do after that ridiculous end to their “relationship” and Kaitlyn isn’t much help.  They both wander around like brain-dead zombies for a minute – which feels like an eternity to those of us watching them suffer through it- and finally Kaitlyn just walks off leaving Joe there stunned and upset.

After that disaster, Kaitlyn goes back to the other two guys, who had a feeling Joe was dust, and tells them what’s next.  She sends Nick back to the hotel and meets up with Shawn alone later that night.  She didn’t get the chance to tell him about having had sex with Nick like she wanted to earlier, so this was the time to do it.

As they sit on the couch, Shawn and Kaitlyn facing each other, she is nervous, but she goes ahead and tells him that she and Nick had sex.  His response was actually really calm, for some reason I thought he would start screaming at her, he seems like such an emotionally pent-up guy.  Luckily, that didn’t happen (this time).  He seems to really be into her, because he says that he thinks the long-term is what matters and he’s willing to keep moving forward with her.  Sounds like he’s a keeper.

Meanwhile Nick is going crazy back at the hotel trying to figure out if he’s on the chopping block.  He tries to analyze his week with Kaitlyn and realizes that he had much less time with her than any of the other remaining guys.  Uh oh.  He is afraid that he might not get a rose this week, and it shows.  The other guys sit politely as Nick tells them how he is feeling.

At the Rose Ceremony, Kaitlyn looks awesome in this crazy mirrored dress, very cool!  She tries to give a rose to Shawn, but he has to talk to her first.  He is very upset about the whole having-sex-with-Nick thing (legitimate), but she says, hey listen, you have to trust me.  In the end, he does and gladly accepts her rose.  The next rose goes to Ben, with much less drama.

At this point there is only one rose left!  It looks like Kaitlyn is going to leave Nick behind, and Shawn sure hopes that she will!  He still calls him “the other guy,” wow, what warmth 😉  His animosity towards Nick just builds after he learns that he had sex with Kaitlyn.  Can you imagine being in that position?  Luckily, no punches are thrown.  Yet…

So here we are, at the last rose and it’s down to scruffy-boy Jared and cutie pie Nick (I know, tons of you disagree 🙂 ).  It’s tense, they’re both biting their lips and looking nervous.  I was nervous too!  I was worried she was going to dump Nick, but instead, she made him sweat it out by giving him the last dramatic rose.

It turned out that Jared was the one she said her last goodbye to tonight.  I think he’s too young for her, though he seems like a good guy.  She was really broken up about it, which shows she does have SOME heart in her.  She said he was a great person but their relationship just wasn’t moving at the same speed as her other ones.

So now Kaitlyn is down to her final three men!  And they jump into the first overnight date experience right away.  It’s her and Nick.  She is wearing this amazing white dress with cutout designs.  They are walking through the local Irish town, hand in hand; it’s not shocking that they are having a great time together.

Later, they are alone having dinner, talking, and Nick says something really disgusting that Shawn supposedly said, but Kaitlyn doesn’t seem to think it’s gross.  But it REALLY is (to normal people).  That makes me wonder about her A LOT.  So, yeah, I’m not really sure what else to say about that.  She acts like that comment was just Nick and Shawn being competitive over her super hot ass.  Nick says he’s glad they can talk about anything and that that makes him feel so comfortable with her.  True, that’s pretty critical for a healthy and successful relationship.  Still hating him guys?   Let me know.

When it’s time for them to do the fantasy suite (come on, did you really think he’d say no?! lol), Kaitlyn leads him into a dungeon jail cell, cold, dark, and small.  There are two twin mattresses there on the floor.  It looks like it’s for real.  He’s like, um, ok, I guess if that’s what I have to do…  And she breaks out laughing saying something like “hel-lo!  There’s no way this is where we’re staying tonight.”  I have to admit it totally cracked me up, good one girl.  Very funny.

So they go up to the REAL fantasy suite and it takes but a second for them to get into bed together.  Nick runs his hand along her behind and down her thigh (WARNING ADULT CONTENT- oops… I should have put that first…) and then caresses her there.  I’m thinking, whoa this is getting to be like soft core porn, again.  Then he gets up and closes the bedroom door, thus ending the scene.  Oh well lol.  We all KNOW what’s coming…

The next morning he and Kaitlyn have breakfast together, it’s so cute.  He looks very fine without his shirt on, you’ve got to admit it girls!  When they separate and he goes back to his own room, that peaceful feeling is shattered as Shawn comes a-knocking to give him a piece of his mind.

Shawn starts telling Nick off.  I thought it was pretty funny when Shawn says he wanted to be upfront and tell Nick to his face what he was thinking, and not act like “the other guys” who just talked about Nick behind his back.  Um, right, Shawn, that’s what’s been going on the whole time, you never said a single bad thing about Nick.  And that, my friends, deserves another good “LOL.”

To sum up their “conversation,” Shawn basically tells Nick that he just sucks.  And Nick says in response something like, “you haven’t even tried to get to know me.”  But Shawn is convinced that Nick is just a piece of crap with no real interest in Kaitlyn.

Boy, this is ….  AWKWARD!

Yeah, so it basically went like that.  The rest of what happens is coming up on the next episode of “The Bachelorette!”  What do you think it will be?

That’s all for now folks, stay tuned for more Bachelorette Gossip to come!

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