The Apple Fail

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Suzanne Coleman

[Ok, I wrote this about a week or so ago, when they reported the delays in delivery for the Apple Watch, but since I didn’t publish it, I’m doing it today.  The analysis is still relevant.  Only time will tell if this new product release method that Apple employed will work or not, though I’m thinking it certainly isn’t be the ideal way to do things.]

I’ve got to say, when you pay someone 75 some million dollars because they’re “Just so awesome” to get them to come to your company and work, you’d probably think they wouln’t completely f@%* up your business, wouldn’t you?  Well, that’s what is happening now, or so it seems.

It’s the Apple Fail, not the Apple Watch.

Telling your customers that your BIG NEW PRODUCT is going to be available on April 24th, and then failing to have product available?  Wow, that’s the kind of company that quietly disappears from the news as it goes out of business.  That is such a huge strategic FAIL I don’t know what to say.

Not only do they not have product available for sale, they are telling people who already paid for the product that they will have to wait MONTHS to get it!  WHAT?!@  Omg, Apple, I am so not happy.

And during the run-up campaign to the release for the Apple Watch, having major news outlets telling the public that the watch CANNOT BE PURCHASED in the store?  Seriously?  Who’s in charge there?  I mean, I caught the error, nobody at Apple did?  Hmm…  Obviously people who went into the stores WERE able to buy it online while in the stores.  How many didn’t even bother going because they weren’t interested in being jerked around?  Yeah, I wonder.  The kind of people who might pay $10,000 for a device, that’s the kind of people who aren’t really into being jerked around, and probably a few others as well.

And now they are saying that deliveries might not have such huge delays after all.  What to believe?  Like Taylor Swift said: “This is exhausting.”

I know they have pulled this availability manipulation before, and it didn’t destroy the company, so maybe people find it attractive and charming, kind of like playing hard to get?   But that kind of selfish, manipulative behavior generally tends to push people away…

 

NOTE:  I own Apple stock, and I expect the same thing from them that I do from any company that I work with/interact with:  quality customer service, ethics, reliability, responsibility, quality products, etc.

After their stock’s performance this quarter, I’m not sure I’ll still be adding this note to my posts… see Amazon, Netflix, YY, Starbucks, Qihoo, Tesla…

Apple Watch, New Ads, Nicely Done

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Suzanne Coleman

Just found this article:

http://fortune.com/2015/04/24/hats-off-to-angela-ahrendts/?xid=yahoo_fortune

where you can watch the three new Apple Watch ads.  It’s funny because just last night I was thinking they needed to do ads with a human experience aspect, and voila, there they are!  Nicely done, too.

After I watched the last one, I said to myself, I need that watch!  Seriously.

NOTE:  I own Apple stock, but this wasn’t biased by that.

Yahoo Finance charts, still not working

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Suzanne Coleman

Well, if Yahoo cared about customer satisfaction, I’d be able to submit my concerns to them directly.  But since they don’t, I’ll post them here for all of the world to enjoy.

Yahoo’s Finance charts are not working, again.  You basically cannot place any faith in any of the charts or numbers that they present as they are often wrong.  It’s unfortunate since I have been a user of this service for almost 20 years now.

Today, their graph of the day’s activity shows no data points, over an hour after markets have been open.  No graph, at all.  I wonder if they do any quality control over there, or if all of the employees are secretly playing with video games, or themselves.

Must be nice for Yahoo’s tens of thousands of employees to have a job and never be held accountable for their product, reminds me a lot of the US government.  Personally, I have ethics and honor (I know, many people have never even heard of that) and their lack of respect for the consumer would never fly with me, nor would the failure to maintain a highly functional and reliable product.  Embarrassing.

Apple to Report Earnings Monday after close

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Suzanne Coleman

Apple’s post-holiday quarter earnings to be released this coming Monday after market close.  I think share price will rise to $142.

Apple Watch Sales

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Suzanne Coleman

Well, Apple is keeping us in suspense again.  After they sold out of all the available Watch units on the first day of sales this past Friday, at least a few people (myself included) have been wondering, well, “HOW MANY DID YOU SELL?”  Apple hasn’t said even a peep about that, yet.

With the sell-out occurring in the first 10-30 minutes of availability (depending of which article you read), I’d guess they had to sell 3-5 million units.  Now mind you, this is an educated guess only.  I just read an article which noted 1.2 million possible units were sold, but only to US buyers (“Investors’ Business Daily” and “Fortune”).  Extrapolate that to the world, and I think you’d likely land in my estimated range of sales.  Just imagine how many will sell AFTER the first 24 hours?

Were all of those naysayers (not sure what their problem is, but they seem to have one) wrong?  We’ll soon find out.  Stay tuned!

Apple Online Store, Delayed Opening for the Apple Watch but now Open

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Suzanne Coleman

Well I was getting worried when it was 2:01am CST and the online Apple Store was still not open.  Finally around 2:14am I was able to see the Apple Watch preorders page instead of the multi-lingual (for the us site?) flashing statement that they weren’t open yet.  I hope this delay doesn’t portend future problems with the rollout of this and other products.

Now we just have to wait and see how many watches sell, and how people adopt them into their lifestyles.  This should be fun!

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NOTE:  I own Apple stock.

Wait, the Apple Watch Store is, Closed?

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Suzanne Coleman

I just thought that since I’m up, I’d stop by and check out the online Apple Store where you are able to pre-order your personalized Apple Watch, starting in less than two hours from now, and see what’s going on, but when I went to the site I found out that it was “Closed.”  Uh, oh…

What does that mean?  I sure hope it doesn’t mean that the Store is broken and isn’t going to be able to handle all of those early buyers’ business.  At least while I wait to see what is going to happen, I can learn to say “We’re busy updating the Apple Store for you and will be back soon” in a variety of fun and fancy languages!  Apparently they have 3 different ones in Spanish, I wonder why?  And two in French!  I knew those Canadians never made any sense… 🙂

What I really want to know, is what is “snart tilbake” and where can I get one?!

Funny, now that I think about it, sitting here and watching these multi-lingual announcements flash by is not unlike standing outside of a large plate glass window storefront and watching what’s going on inside while you wait for the store to open.  So, just maybe, they haven’t completely foregone the good old making-customers-wait-in-line outside of their stores altogether, but have morphed it into an online waiting game instead.  And wait we will…

Apple Watch in the Shower?

Famous Girl on the Prowl.   © Suzanne M. Coleman, all rights reserved.

Famous Girl on the Prowl.
© Suzanne M. Coleman, all rights reserved.

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Suzanne Coleman

Ok, this is really hilarious!  A day in the life with an Apple Watch, watch it here:

http://www.wsj.com/video/apple-watch-what-living-with-it-is-really-like/13DDE53D-4DF3-4EDD-A519-4B2E3CA4F11B.html

After I watched this hilarious video, I wanted to send a quick note to Joanna who put this video report together but I couldn’t figure out how to reach her.  The new era of communications…  anyway Joanna, awesome work!

On the down side, after this was done playing, the Wall Street Journal website flipped me to another video and stuck me in a loop so I couldn’t get back to this video’s page no matter how many times I tried to go back.  Ridiculous and strange behaviors.  I have also seen this on forbes.com.  Come on guys, if we want to read another article we will, don’t try and manipulate viewers, it’s nothing short of extremely creepy and annoying.

Apple Watch Demo on Packaging, Real, or Fake?

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Suzanne Coleman

Fortune.com had an article today which included a link to a youtube video that appears to show the “unboxing” of the Apple Watch.  I am attaching the link below for you so that you can go and take a look.  I am not sure if this is legitimate or not.  The watch appears to be real based on how it works, but I question the packaging as the box inside of the box isn’t secure and almost falls open as it is removed from the outer white box.

When I clicked on the youtube.com link to see the original video I was brought to a much longer video which said it was for a “fake” Apple Watch (I did not watch this video).

The cool thing is that this clip shows the metal loop watch band (Milanese) and how it magnetically attaches at the wrist.  If this is the real thing it looks great and like it would be fun to wear.

Here is the link:

http://fortune.com/2015/04/08/apple-watch-unboxing/?xid=yahoo_fortune

Stock Market Correction, And?

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Suzanne Coleman

I am still reading posts about the stock market that warn of a stock market correction.  If these people were paying any attention, they would realize that we have already had a stock market correction.  A correction is defined as drop in a stock or index of over 10%.

A large number of stocks have pulled back over 10%, for example Tesla (TSLA), Discover Financials (DFS), Walmart (WMT), Alibaba (BABA), IBM (IBM), Priceline (PCLN) and others.

Apple (AAPL) who had historically excellent profits on their last quarterly report is now down about 8%.

The thing is, some of these stocks have had negative earnings reports or other issues affecting their stock, but when does this define a correction and when does it not?  The concern about a correction is really discussing the impact of the overall economy, or other issues, on the prices of stocks in the market.  If people don’t want to hold stocks and sell, then that can lead to a correction.

The stock market has obviously (based on some of the stocks I watch) shot up over the last years.  Is this irrational exuberance?  Is this based on the flow of money into the stock market, placing it at the equal and opposite risk of flowing right back out?  Are these investors going to stay with the market thru thick and thin?  All of these answers are complicated.  Anything can lead to an exodus from the market, which of course will lead to prices crashing.  So trying to predict it is a bit foolish, since the market is based not on company values but on human behavior.  Humans are very predictable, and some of their predictable traits en masse are following leaders, bad or good, making rash decisions, panicking, placing their trust in “authority figures,” believing what they are told without researching it for themselves, and others all of which can lead to a market crash at any time, with, or without, any underlying financial reason.

If you are concerned about a market correction, take your money out of the market, or place stop orders (which don’t really protect you and can actually harm you even more…).  There is no guarantee in the stock market, as of now, and it’s unlikely that there ever will be one.  There are some protections, but still, the big players will continue to win over the individual investors as I have learned the hard way.  Right and wrong do not enter into our systems very well, and it’s more of a situation where you need to protect yourself or face the risk of wasting years fighting the criminals who steal your money.