Nick and Kaitlyn, Woo Hoo! Yea!

by,

Suzanne Coleman

Tonight’s episode of “The Bachelorette,” you know we’ve got to talk about it!

OMG I can’t believe how crazy Ian is, holy BLANK!  He just keeps getting uglier and uglier.  Dude, do yourself a favor and watch this show back, with a psychologist so maybe you can get a clue about yourself.

So maybe you and Kaitlyn aren’t a match, ok, but that’s no reason to be an ass to her.  Maybe watch how other men behave respectfully to women and learn from that.  That’s an idea.

I have to say, a guy who is a salesman and who was a model, has to be a REALLY deep guy.  I mean, seriously.  So deep.  Wow.  And you are so right Ian, you MUST be the next Bachelor.  I mean really, we’d all be watching desperately ready to laugh our asses off at your bad behavior and the girls who “throw” themselves at you on the show.

I guess now you’re off to get yourself some sex.  Guess that’s what you call a really deep relationship?  The kind you can find on a dark corner late at night?  Or maybe, for you, a phone call away?  Can you say, hypocrite?  Creep?  Douche?  Yeah, I know you can.  I mean, you went to PRINCETON after all…

Bye bye Ian, Hel-LO Nick!  Woo hoo, things are about to get romantic!

Hmm mmm, Kaitlyn and Nick GET DOWN in her personal suite, behind closed doors, while their mics are still on???  Ok, that’s a bit weird.  Is this show totally fake or what?  Anyway, these two’s chemistry for each other seems VERY real to me, I don’t know how you can fake a totally red face like Kaitlyn had while they were together lol, do you?

I think it’s great that they found each other and have such strong chemistry, that doesn’t happen much in life.  Maybe that’s why so many women seem to be so angry and jealous about the situation.  I can’t imagine that all of these women calling Kaitlyn derogatory names on facebook are all virgins?  Even if they are, they still don’t have the right to call a grown woman nasty names for having consensual sex with a man she knows and is attracted to.  Maybe it’s not the choice that they would make, but that doesn’t give them the right to name-call.  That’s just classless.

It’s ok to be jealous, it’s not ok to be a jerk.  Keep that in mind.

At this point in the show it seems obvious who Kaitlyn is really into, Nick, Shawn and Jarrod.  The rest of you guys, we’ll see ya’ll around… lata’!

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*You’ve got to forgive me if I missed something juicy, I’m here in the NE IL area and we had tornadoes tonight, so I missed the last 12 minutes!!  Please fill me in if you know what happened.  PUHLEASE!  TTYL guys!