Kaitlyn Loves Ian!? Say it isn’t so!

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Suzanne Coleman

Yeah, you’re right, it isn’t.

I think it went more like this:

Ian, wow, you’re too sexy for your shirt.  Really.  Well, at least you think so.  It’s sad to see a man who is so superficial.  We’re all super glad you get a lot of sex, really, we are.  We just really hope you are using a condom each and every time.

It’s also super important to us that your ex-girlfriend was attractive, because you know, that is really all women are for, objects to be admired.  Good thing you can prove your worth by telling us you had a pretty girl, phew.  Now you can die happy.

I think it’s great that Ian let Kaitlyn know what he are all about, I’ll bet she is SO happy.  Better to see the snake in front of you now, than to bring it home, let it into your life, and then watch it slither away, leaving you alone with your kids.

By the way, for those of you who don’t know, Ian is represented by the show as a classic narcissistic personality.  That’s a mental illness people!

So now on to some more pleasant topics.

Shawn B., mmm!  He is a good-looking guy who seems to be real.  I like that he and Kaitlyn are connecting, I can see that going somewhere for both of them.  I thought it was so cute when she said that when he told her that he was falling in love with her, that it felt like he was her husband telling her he loved her for the first time!  Aw!  🙂

It was also nice to see that JJ seems to be a decent person.  Now that he’s removed from the “Clint Monster,” maybe we can see what he’s really all about.  I think he just got sucked into a bad relationship with that guy.  Clint is really a scary dude, read all about it here:  https://sliceiconic.com/2015/06/08/clint-ick-yuck-ew/

Overall, tonight’s episode was a little bit bland, Kaitlyn’s relationship with Nick cooled off a bit, though they did have a few smoking-hot kisses that they were able to sneak in when they were alone.  I wonder if theirs is a flame-hot-and-then-die type of relationship, whereas the feelings she has for some of the other guys may be deeper and last longer.

Who are you all rooting for?  Let us know in the comments!  Who would you give YOUR rose to at this point?

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Congrats to the Blackhawks!

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